Pyroignition Exhaust for Motorcycles & CarsRegular price $ 299.00 Save $ -299.00
Think loud pipes save lives?
Feck that. Flame broil the fuck outta whatever's behind you.
Get creative choosing your victims—unwanted friends, troubling spouses or pesky family members.
It utilizes an M9 military flamethrower modified to fit mufflers and has an effective range of 200 feet. Anything fool enough to be behind you within a 50-foot radius will be toast.
(napalm sold separately)
What was that? Selling a military-grade flamethrower is a violation of our merchant terms of service? Well then, looks like you'll have to settle for this safe and legal Pyroignition Exhaust Kit (yawn).
Get back to us with any questions, or ask for a free human barbecue recipe
WARRANTY, SUPPORT & DISCLAIMER
This device is made to the highest standards and designed to last a lifetime—cheaper flame exhaust products just don't hold up under the heat. That's why the manufacturer offers a Full Lifetime Warranty on all parts. If you find a defect in any part during the life of your vehicle, call the manufacturer's tech geniuses and they'll make it right. Defects in materials and workmanship are limited to repair or replacement at the manufacturer's discretion. Neither Proud & Free Biker, Biker Entourage, LLC, nor the manufacturer shall be liable for accidents, property damage, or bodily injury caused directly or indirectly from any defect in this product or from its use. Neither we nor the manufacturer make any express or implied warranty that this product is merchantable or fit for a particular purpose. This is a fucking flame throwing exhaust people. Please exercise due care and use common sense. Do not use around gas, dynamite, clothing, political rallies or other combustibles. Do not use around children. Do not allow anyone to stick their face, private parts or any other part of their clothing or body in front of your exhaust.
Plasma Ball Skull SpeakersRegular price $ 76.00 Save $ -76.00
Great-sounding electrostatic plasma ball skull speakers with subwoofers
You don't need to animate a dead person and get chased by pitchfork-wielding villagers to enjoy the dark magic of these plasma globe skull stereo speakers. Just plug em in and rock out to your favorite tunes while enjoying the ethereal electric patterns your fingers will create when you touch these mesmerizing orbs.
Use it as a night light or impress your friends (if they're Bavarian villagers prone to wielding pitchforks). Invented by Nikola Tesla during his experimentation with high-frequency currents, these plasma balls will let you enjoy being a mad scientist without the years of unethical research or the bloodthirsty villagers.
• Plug and play
• Touch the 3-inch glass ball to create blue bolts
• Connects to all phones, MP3s, PSPs, computers and any digital product with a 3.5mm stereo audio connector
• Mini USB-powered
• TF memory card capable
• Uses electrostatic induction plasma
• Small enough to put on your desk