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Big Bag 'O Poo
Regular price $ 111.11 Save $ -111.11
We all gotta duck when the shit hits the fan
A MYRIAD OF USES
- Fertilizer.
- Improve survivability during a pandemic by keeping people away.
- Explosives for militant animal rights protests.
- Sell on coprophilia kink sites for a handsome profit.
- Send chocolate-covered poo bites to your nemesis.
- Discourage police from searching your smelly car when you're transporting controlled substances.
- Confuse drug detection dogs—we recommend our specialty Bitch-In-Heat Poo (currently half off).
- Place in front of neighbor's door in paper bag, set fire, ring doorbell and run away—repeat until shot or disfigured by a Doberman.
- Hide poo in a snowball or mudpie and throw it at someone much larger than you.
- Gift wrap it, label it Winnie The Poo's Poo, and give it to a deserving child.
- Throw it at your nemeses.
- Throw it at a biker (R.I.P.).
- Throw it at your mama naked.
- Throw it at a chimp (who threw poo at your granmama first).
- Create an Amazon listing for a glitter bomb—then send it with exploding poo instead of glitter.
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100% ETHICAL, ORGANIC SOURCING
We harvest our poo straight from the source—our two prodigious poop-makin' producers Daizy and Bandit.
"This Bag 'O Poo is 100% organic and made of the best money can buy. You get it straight from the source: our dogs' anuses.
We guarantee this product is 100% full of shit. If you find better shit elsewhere, then tough shit on us"
- Deme Spy, CEO
Gear Ring Alternatives
Regular price $ 33.00 Save $ -33.00To those about to spin ... we salute you
We also want to spin you right round baby by offering you these dope alternative to our gear rings.
Please enter your ring size (and color if applicable) in the Order Note section during checkout.
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier
Use this guide to measure your ring size
A Life
Regular price $ 1,111.11 Save $ -1,111.11
Get a Life for far less than a mephistophelean trade!
Don't sell your soul to the devil, or worse yet, to white collar America...
Buy a motorcycle instead!
You heard right. Buy a motorcycle, any motorcycle, even these cheap shit bikes on Amazon, and you're guaranteed to have a Life!*
One of adventure, boozin', bar brawls, strip clubs and 10 to 20-year stints at the Pen. Unless of course you're anyone in this video below. Then even motorcycles can't help you.
*Does not apply in Guam or Puerto Rico
BadAF Adventure Shirt
Regular price $ 48.00 Save $ -48.00Rock this bad as fuck shirt on your next adventure
Along with its matching jacket, this is one of the dopest finds of multifunction apparel we've come across.
Plus the darker coloring outlining your silhouette in the camo versions is designed to make your shoulders look bigger.
Its zipper helps regulate body temperature, and its thick cotton (.5kg) and polyester material keeps it solid yet comfy and easy to wash.
Pockets and features up the ass (watch the video).
Sleeve ends that close with velcro
Hidden compartments
Removable elbow pads
Shoulder areas to slap patches on.
Cotton and polyester for warmth, durability + comfort.
You're welcome.
As with all our stuff shipping is free.
Sizes are unreliable across different manufacturers. Measure yourself to select a good fit (see chart). Or if you're a lazy ass, just include your height and weight in the notes section during checkout.
Supplies R Ltd.
Check out the other two members of our BadAF Adventure Threesome
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier
BadAF Adventure Tee
Regular price $ 45.00 Save $ -45.00