➕ LIFE

"Hell yes!"

Our answer when we were asked if we thought this mug was cool enough for the MC.

Material - Resin with stainless steel liner
Net Weight - 0.45kg (15.85 oz)
Capacity: 301 - 400ml (10.1 - 13.5 oz)

Bottoms up

We've all heard the famous proverb "for want of a bottle opener the drinker was lost, for want of drinkers the bar was lost..." With this bottle opener, cleverly disguised as a ring, you'll never have to worry about losing your kingdom of alcohol, debauchery or DUIs again!

SPECS

• 316L stainless steel
• Color options - silver, black, blue, gold and red
• Size 12
• Width - 20 mm (0.79 in)
• Environnemental - lead & nickel free, 100% allergy free

Quality, heavy bass, 3.5mm metal earbuds

You can enjoy great-sounding metal in your skull by placing these high-quality metal skulls on your skull.

Sensitivity - 98dB
Frequency Response Range: 20 - 20,000Hz
Line Length: 1.2 m (not bluetooth)
Resistance: 32Ω
Weight: 19g

Born to Ride 3D lamp with 8 changeable colors

Product Overview

Art and technology combine to create an optical 3D illusion that plays tricks on your eyes (we love when that happens). It's bound to dazzle and impress your guests while lighting up the room and your life. Perfect for displaying in your bedroom to seduce that special someone, or leave it on while you're away so thieves think a biker is there ready to serve them a knuckle sandwich.
 

Features

• 8 Changeable color modes including Cyan, Blue, Green, Red, White, Yellow and Purple as well as a flashing mode that displays all colors
• Touch button to easily change color mode
• Energy efficient, long life LED bulbs
• Safe to touch, does not overheat

Specifications

• Dimensions: 13 x 7 x 6 inches (13 x 18 x 15 cm)
• Voltage: 5V, 0.5A
• Power Source: Electricity. Plug In USB Port (USB Wall Adapter or Computer)
• LED Life span: 10,000 hours
• Weight : 1 lbs

What's Included: 1x Lamp Base, 1x Acrylic Glass Pane, 1x USB Cable

Skull Handle Lock Blade

• 440 stainless steel blade embellished with skulls
• Skulls on handle also serve as texturing for a comfortable grip
• Includes pocket clip
• Blade length: 3 ⅜ in. Overall length: 7 ⅞ in. Weight: 5.4 oz.

Defense Products & Sketchy Shit Policy

You may not use our products for any illegal purpose. Always check whether the defense product, vibrator or other item is legal where you are. No one under 18 may purchase any defense products, adult-related products, or anything else from us if doing so is illegal. If you do buy defense items, vibrators or any such adult items from our store, you represent that you are at least 18.

Interested in it's ultra-portable smaller brother? Then check out the Mini Skull Multitool

Material: High quality resin and stainless steel

Weight: 0.65kg (22.9 oz)

Size: 2.75 x 2.75 x 6.69 in (7 x 7 x 17.5 cm)

Capacity: appro.200 ml (6.76 fl oz)

Skull-lover? Cold as ice?

Now you can express both socially unacceptable character traits with your very own 3D skull ice cubes. Made of FDA approved, eco-friendly silicone rubber.

For punctual pyromaniacs

This badass wrist watch doubles as a lighter. It's a survival tool, a smoker's failsafe, and a great conversation-starter (9,999 friendships and 99 babies created). Plus it'll come in handy at birthday parties, firework discharges or pyromania binges.

To use the lighter, just pull the tab on the side of the watch and a flame comes right out of the face. Light a smoke, start a fire while stranded, light birthday candles, or just be johnny on the spot at BBQs or campfires.

It's a fully functional watch, so you can time your wife's contractions then light your celebratory cigar after the critter pops out.

Listen to a classic from The Spinners while you're spinning

Many have said this moving meditation can help you quit smoking or manage your ADHD, obsessive-compulsive disorder, anxiety, post-traumatic stress disorder and insomnia.

We're not going that far. We'll only say that this metal spinner has a cool skull design. Plus it'll make you a better person and you'll wake up with a million dollars plus a golden ticket under your bed. Don't care? Well then just type "fidget spinner" in a google search and play with that instead.

FEATURES

SMOOTH, FAST AND QUIET SPINS: 2-5 minute average spinning time. Uses high quality R188 bearings—the best and baddest bearing for spinners resulting in buttery smooth spins with minimal noise. You probably want your spinners to be like your bike—no wobbles, good balance, and fast as fuck.

HIGH QUALITY MATERIAL: Premium brass with a brushed surface. Made with laser CNC technology, with no sharp edges. Hard, strong, durable and fits comfortably your hand—exactly how she wants you.

EASY TO PLAY WITH: Like your fav body part, it's small and comfortable enough to carry in your pocket when not in use, but woah!, just see what happens when you're ready to whip it out and play!

EASY TO MAINTAIN: It comes in a detachable cap and bearing design, so it's easy to clean and replace.

A GREAT GIFT: Know a nervous ninny who could use some calm the fuck down? Well then give 'em this!

SPECS

• Material - Metal
• Colors - Gold, silver, red, blue, white andrainbow
• Great for fidgety hands, ADD, ADHD and stress relief, plus focusing and deep thought.
• Suitable for adults, kids, chimps, dolphins and mammals with opposable thumbs.
• Easy to carry—carry permit not required in most states.
• Package Weight: 0.1kg (0.22lb.)
• Package Size: 3.15in x 3.15in x 0.39in (8cm x 8cm x 1cm)

Includes 1 Fidget Spinner

This leather jacket will make your dog look like he rides a Harley

• Windproof, warm and comfortable
• Material: High-grade leather fabrics
• Sizes: XXS, XS, S, L, M, XL
• Colors: black or brown

PLEASE NOTE: Please measure the size of your pet, and then refer to our table below to order the correct size. Based on past experience, we suggest you choose a size 2cm bigger than your pet's size so your pet will feel more comfortable.

We'll drink to that ☠️

This is an exact replica of the Holy Grail ... or at least that's what you should tell your friends as you get inebriated with your favorite skeleton cup.

• Material - Resin and stainless steel
• Weight - 0.65kg (22.9 oz)
• Size - 7 x 7 x 17.5cm (2.75*2.75*6.69 in)
• Capacity - appro.200ml (6.76 fl oz)

This lamp is a fusion of art and technology that creates an optical 3D illusion of an iconic American symbol. Manufactured using both machines and artisan handwork, the lamp combines manmade fibers with natural materials.

Rock it as a dope night lamp or as decor for your home, office or club house. Or use it as an electric shrine to Justice.

FEATURES

• 8 changeable color modes including cyan, blue, green, red, white, yellow and purple, as well as a flashing mode that displays all colors
• Touch a button to easily change color mode
• Energy-efficient, long life LED bulbs
• Safe to touch and doesn't overheat

SPECS

Dimensions - 13 x 7 x 6 inches (13 x 18 x 15 cm)
Voltage - 5V, 0.5A
Power Source - Electricity. USB port (USB wall adapter or computer)
LED Life span - 10,000 hours
Weight - 1 lbs
Included - Lamp base, acrylic glass pane, USB cable