Listen to a classic from The Spinners while you're spinning

Many have said this moving meditation can help you quit smoking or manage your ADHD, obsessive-compulsive disorder, anxiety, post-traumatic stress disorder and insomnia.

We're not going that far. We'll only say that this metal spinner has a cool skull design. Plus it'll make you a better person and you'll wake up with a million dollars plus a golden ticket under your bed. Don't care? Well then just type "fidget spinner" in a google search and play with that instead.

FEATURES

SMOOTH, FAST AND QUIET SPINS: 2-5 minute average spinning time. Uses high quality R188 bearings—the best and baddest bearing for spinners resulting in buttery smooth spins with minimal noise. You probably want your spinners to be like your bike—no wobbles, good balance, and fast as fuck.

HIGH QUALITY MATERIAL: Premium brass with a brushed surface. Made with laser CNC technology, with no sharp edges. Hard, strong, durable and fits comfortably your hand—exactly how she wants you.

EASY TO PLAY WITH: Like your fav body part, it's small and comfortable enough to carry in your pocket when not in use, but woah!, just see what happens when you're ready to whip it out and play!

EASY TO MAINTAIN: It comes in a detachable cap and bearing design, so it's easy to clean and replace.

A GREAT GIFT: Know a nervous ninny who could use some calm the fuck down? Well then give 'em this!

SPECS

• Material - Metal
• Colors - Gold, silver, red, blue, white andrainbow
• Great for fidgety hands, ADD, ADHD and stress relief, plus focusing and deep thought.
• Suitable for adults, kids, chimps, dolphins and mammals with opposable thumbs.
• Easy to carry—carry permit not required in most states.
• Package Weight: 0.1kg (0.22lb.)
• Package Size: 3.15in x 3.15in x 0.39in (8cm x 8cm x 1cm)

Includes 1 Fidget Spinner

There Is This Girl, She Stole My Heart, She Calls Me Daddy

There are few things more beautiful than a father's love for his daughter. This pendant necklace can not only hold your keys, but remind you of the key to your heart. Your daughter ❤️

Necklace, keychain and pendant
Chain Type - Link Chain
Pendant Size - 1.8cm
Metal Type - Zinc Alloy
Weight - 23g

Material: Resin
Size: .71" (18mm) x .71" x .71"

Warning: Not suitable for children under 36 months, playing on a sandy beach, or gambling with your soul (use a fiddle for that). If you have a gambling habit then don't buy (and find a cheaper habit).

Rechargeable Painless Pet's Nail Grinder - Premium Version

1. NO MESS: Revolutionary nail trimmer for your dog or cat. It’s the newest and fastest way to keep your pet’s nail trim rounded and smooth with no mess.

2. Low Vibration and Low Noise – Equipped with a mute brass shaft and unique mute technology that’s still powerful enough to gently remove thin layers of nail. Sensitive dogs will no longer get scared, making it a stress- free way for trimming dog’s nail.

3. Make Nail Grinding Painless – Precisely trim their nails round and smooth, no more worries about over cutting, nasty pains or bleeding. Leave your pet’s paws touchably soft and your home safe from scratches.

4. USB Charging – Save money on buying batteries. This Pet’s Nail Grinder comes with a USB port and cable (provided) that can continuously operate up to 3 hours once fully charged.

5. Detachable Grinding Wheel – Grinding stone can be easily removed for cleaning. Simply rub on the surface with soft towel and tissue, so that it will remain as effective as ever.

6. Suitable For All Pet’s Size – The Pet’s Nail Grinder comes with three size openings to suit different sized nail. Choose a suitable one according to the size and characteristics of your pet’s nail.


Specifications

Charging time:2 hours
Running time:3 hours
Input:AC100V-240V 50HZ/60HZ
Output:5V/350MA
Charging mode: USB charging
Battery: Built-in battery


Includes

1x Pet Nail Grinder
1x USB Charge Cable
1x Package Box
1x user manual

Texas (or you state's) organic wood rattle

What a great gift to give as a keepsake or baby shower. An organic, all natural, wooden rattle in the shape of Texas or any state of your choosing. As babies play with this engaging rattle, they develop their senses of touch, sight, and sound. 


Specifications

• Size: approximately 3.5x5 inches – perfect shape for a baby's grip with built in grasping spots.

• Finished with a light coating of natural beeswax and flaxseed oil for beauty and durability.

• Tell us what 3 colors you want for the disks (choices in the last photo) in the notes box on the checkout screen.

• Leave the rattle plain, or have it permanently laser engraved with a single name (+$10) or a child's birth stats (full name, birth date and time, length and weight, +$18). If personalization is selected please tell us what name to inscribe, up to 10 characters.

• If you choose the birth announcement option please tell us the full name, birth date, time, length, and weight.

• Want another state? Let us know in the checkout page's note box when purchasing.

In love with a spinner?

It's been said that this moving meditation can help you quit smoking or manage your ADHD, obsessive-compulsive disorder, anxiety, post-traumatic stress disorder and insomnia.

We're not going that far. We'll only say that this metal spinner has a cool skull design. Plus it'll make you a better person and you'll wake up with a million dollars plus a golden ticket under your bed. Don't care? Well then just type "fidget spinner" in a google search and play with that instead.

SPECS

• Material - Metal
• Colors - Gold, silver or copper
• Great for fidgety hands, ADD, ADHD and stress relief, plus focusing and deep thought.
• Suitable for adults, kids, chimps, dolphins and mammals with opposable thumbs.
• Easy to carry, carry permit not required in most states.

Includes one fidget spinner

Do you like to fish for poop in your bathtub?

Well now you can, without worrying about real feces clogging up your drain or causing e-coli infections! Use it to resolve disputes with other MCs, whittle the time away when you're locked in the bathroom, or spice up your sex life with your ol' lady.

In addition to making a great gift for your pals and significant other(s), if you're here you're probably dope enough to give this to your kid, nephew or little brother. One thing's for sure, they and their friends'll love it.

Trust us ☠️

More nerve racking than you'll ever know

Are you a fan of the 1978 war epic Deer Hunter? Do you get a thrill from watching your friends tense up in the expectation of taking a pop to the head? Are your parties as boring as a Senate hearing on C-Span? Well then, this game's for you!

No more worrying about cleaning a bloody mess from the carpet, hiring a high-priced lawyer to beat a murder rap, or the inconvenience of disposing of a body.*

HELPFUL HINT: For added realism, or to up the ante, add tomato sauce, whipped cream or dog pee in the balloon prior to inflation.

*Proud & Free does not condone playing Russian roulette or any other form of suicide. Unless you're Christopher Walken in The Deer Hunter. Then you'll walk away with your head and an Oscar. If you're hell-bent on playing, use this gun.