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Bottle Opener Ring
$ 6.00
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Crystal Skull Shot
$ 26.00
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Crystal Skull Glass
$ 20.00
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Mr Banana Wine Stopper
$ 20.00
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Bullet Ice Cube Mold
$ 25.00
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Rock Her World
$ 48.00
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Big Bag 'O Poo
$ 111.11
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Black Skull Dice
from $ 16.00
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.308 Glass
$ 36.00
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Whiskey Bullets
$ 36.00

Bottle Opener Ring

$ 6.00 Save $ -6.00

Bottoms up

We've all heard the famous proverb "for want of a bottle opener the drinker was lost, for want of drinkers the bar was lost..." With this bottle opener, cleverly disguised as a ring, you'll never have to worry about losing your kingdom of alcohol, debauchery or DUIs again!


SPECS

• 316L stainless steel
• Color options - silver, black, blue, gold and red
• Size 12
• Width - 20 mm (0.79 in)
• Environnemental - lead & nickel free, 100% allergy free

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Bottle Opener Ring | Fashion Ring Bottle Openers | Beer Bottle Opener Ring
Bottle Opener Ring | Fashion Ring Bottle Openers | Beer Bottle Opener Ring
Bottle Opener Ring | Fashion Ring Bottle Openers | Beer Bottle Opener Ring
Bottle Opener Ring | Fashion Ring Bottle Openers | Beer Bottle Opener Ring
Bottle Opener Ring | Fashion Ring Bottle Openers | Beer Bottle Opener Ring

Crystal Skull Shot

$ 26.00 Save $ -26.00
Take a skull shot on us
• High borosilicate glass
• Cool skull design beverage glass
• You'll see a miracle when you fill it with your favorite beverage
• Package weight: 4.93 oz (140 g)
• Product size (L x W x H):  2.67 x 2.67 x 2.59 in  / 6.8 x 6.8 x 6.6 cm
• Package size (L x W x H): 3.34 x 3.23 x 4.13 in  / 8.5 x 8.2 x 10.5 cm


Delivery: 1-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier

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Crystal Skull Glass

$ 20.00 Save $ -20.00
Add some paranormal to your next party

• High borodilicate glass
• Cool skull design beverage glass
• You'll see a miracle when you fill it with your favorite beverage

Product weight: 2.82 oz (80 g) 
Package weight: 3.63 oz (103 g) 
Product size (L x W x H):  1.97 x 2.36 x 2.16 inches / 5 x 6 x 5.5 cm 
Package size (L x W x H): 3.42 x 3.03 x 2.95 inches / 8.7 x 7.7 x 7.5 cm
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Mr Banana Wine Stopper

$ 20.00 Save $ -20.00

Mr. Banana Wine Stopper will make sure your wine or other beverage stays fresh the only way his lecherous little mind knows—by sticking his banana in the hole (sound familiar)?

• Material: silicone and ABS
• Size: 7 x 6 x 10cm

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Bullet Ice Cube Mold

$ 25.00 Save $ -25.00

Our position on gun violence?

Don't be an active shooter, be an active drinker instead, with this large caliber ice cube mold. Hell, use it to get drunk and make love not war...or to scare your neighbors so they stop complaining about your Harley when you fire it up at 2AM.

Certification: CIQ,CE / EU
Feature: Eco-Friendly Plastic
Material: Plastic
Plastic Type: PE

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Rock Her World

$ 48.00 Save $ -48.00
Rock her world ... at will

What do you get when you mashup a vibrating egg, a wireless remote and a honey hole? You guessed it, a wirelessly controlled vibrator!

This bad boy has 3 speeds and 7 vibrating modes. Is she a squirter? No problem! Rock Her World is waterproof! At work, school or a PTA meeting with your favorite soccer mom? No problem! Rock Her World is <50 decibels. Leave her gasping for more with this usb rechargeable remote vibrator.


SPECS
Waterproof
Quiet
100 minutes of use per charge
Battery powered remote control
Easy to clean
USB charger
Highly elastic and durable silicone and nylon

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Big Bag 'O Poo

$ 111.11 Save $ -111.11


We all gotta duck when the shit hits the fan


A MYRIAD OF USES

- Fertilizer.

- Improve survivability during a pandemic by keeping people away.

- Explosives for militant animal rights protests.

- Sell on coprophilia kink sites for a handsome profit.

- Send chocolate-covered poo bites to your nemesis.

- Discourage police from searching your smelly car when you're transporting controlled substances.

- Confuse drug detection dogs—we recommend our specialty Bitch-In-Heat Poo (currently half off).

- Place in front of neighbor's door in paper bag, set fire, ring doorbell and run away—repeat until shot or disfigured by a Doberman.

- Hide poo in a snowball or mudpie and throw it at someone much larger than you.

- Gift wrap it, label it Winnie The Poo's Poo, and give it to a deserving child.

- Throw it at your nemeses.

- Throw it at a biker (R.I.P.).

- Throw it at your mama naked.

- Throw it at a chimp (who threw poo at your granmama first).

- Create an Amazon listing for a glitter bomb—then send it with exploding poo instead of glitter.


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100% ETHICALLY & ORGANICALLY SOURCED

We harvest our poo straight from the source—our two prodigious poop-makin' producers Daizy and Bandit.

"This Bag 'O Poo is 100% organic and made of the best money can buy. You get it straight from the source: our dogs' anuses.

We guarantee this product is 100% full of shit. If you find better shit elsewhere, then tough shit on us"

- Deme Spy, CEO 




TARGET BAG INCLUDED!

WE'RE NOT REALLY SELLING YOU POO, THIS IS A JOKE!


 

 


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Black Skull Dice

$ 16.00 Save $ -16.00
Roll The Dice

Little skulls instead of dots are crafted into these heavy black dice.


Material: Resin
Size: .71" (18mm) x .71" x .71"

Warning: Not suitable for children under 36 months, playing on a sandy beach, or gambling with your soul (use a fiddle for that). If you have a gambling habit then don't buy (and find a cheaper habit).

 

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.308 Glass

$ 36.00 Save $ -36.00
When your drinking glass has taken a bullet for you

Sip from a glass that appears to have a.308 calibre bullet lodged in it. 

Made from hand-blown glass, with each one being slightly different., it's our kinda art.

Pretend you're in a slow-motion video and someone shot at you. Or casually sip from this badAF "bulletproof" drinking glass as you start your tale... "you know, this glass saved my life..."

Looking like an epic freeze-frame captured at the point of impact, this beautiful port, wine or whiskey glass is a great conversation-starter. Take turns telling your story of how a .308 calibre bullet got lodged in your glass.

No one will understand you anyway because you're slurring your words and they're drinking too.

They say that real drinkers never drink the good stuff in one shot. They savour it. With this dope glass, now you can have your shot, and savour it too (don't even...).


Delivery: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier



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Whiskey Bullets

$ 36.00 Save $ -36.00
Six (yes please!) 304 stainless steel whiskey stones to chill your drinks


Keep your drink as potent as you want your dick to be. These bullet-shaped whiskey stones will chill your drink without diluting it. Our badass bullet whiskey stone gift set is made of 304 stainless steel, which won't rust or corrode. 

Most importantly, it holds a cold temperature like a boss without watering down your poison.

Cooler than conventional whiskey stones? Hell yes. Comes with a drawstring pouch for easy travel and so you can feel like James fucking Bond (or probably more like Austin Powers).


Delivery: 1-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier




 

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