Bottle Opener Ring

$ 6.00

Bottoms up

We've all heard the famous proverb "for want of a bottle opener the drinker was lost, for want of drinkers the bar was lost..." With this bottle opener, cleverly disguised as a ring, you'll never have to worry about losing your kingdom of alcohol, debauchery or DUIs again!

SPECS

• 316L stainless steel
• Color options - silver, black, blue, gold and red
• Size 12
• Width - 20 mm (0.79 in)
• Environnemental - lead & nickel free, 100% allergy free

Crystal Skull Shot

$ 10.90

• High borodilicate glass
• Cool skull design beverage glass
• You'll see a miracle when you fill it with your favorite beverage
• Package weight: 4.93 oz (140 g)
• Product size (L x W x H): 2.67 x 2.67 x 2.59 in / 6.8 x 6.8 x 6.6 cm
• Package size (L x W x H): 3.34 x 3.23 x 4.13 in / 8.5 x 8.2 x 10.5 cm
• Package Contents: 1 x Cup

Crystal Skull Glass

$ 10.90

Add some paranormal to your next party

• High borodilicate glass
• Cool skull design beverage glass
• You'll see a miracle when you fill it with your favorite beverage

Product weight: 2.82 oz (80 g)
Package weight: 3.63 oz (103 g)
Product size (L x W x H): 1.97 x 2.36 x 2.16 inches / 5 x 6 x 5.5 cm
Package size (L x W x H): 3.42 x 3.03 x 2.95 inches / 8.7 x 7.7 x 7.5 cm

Mr Banana Wine Stopper

$ 7.99

Mr. Banana Wine Stopper will make sure your wine or other beverage stays fresh the only way his lecherous little mind knows—by sticking his banana in the hole (sound familiar)?

• Material: silicone and ABS
• Size: 7 x 6 x 10cm

Bullet Ice Cube Mold

$ 12.00

Our position on gun violence?

Don't be an active shooter, be an active drinker instead, with this large caliber ice cube mold. Hell, use it to get drunk and make love not war...or to scare your neighbors so they stop complaining about your Harley when you fire it up at 2AM.

Certification: CIQ,CE / EU
Feature: Eco-Friendly Plastic
Material: Plastic
Plastic Type: PE

Rock Her World

$ 48.00

Rock her world ... at will

What do you get when you mashup a vibrating egg, a wireless remote and a honey hole? You guessed it, a wirelessly controlled vibrator!

This bad boy has 3 speeds and 7 vibrating modes. Is she a squirter? No problem! Rock Her World is waterproof! At work, school or a PTA meeting with your favorite soccer mom? No problem! Rock Her World is <50 decibels. Leave her gasping for more with this usb rechargeable remote vibrator.

SPECS

Waterproof
Quiet
100 minutes of use per charge
Battery powered remote control
Easy to clean
USB charger
Highly elastic and durable silicone and nylon

Steel Jack Flask

$ 19.99

You'll take this high-quality stainless steel hip flask everywhere with you. Carry it with pride, use it after you ride, or have a few swigs before bar brawls.

Item Size: 12.5 x 9.5 x 2.2 cm / 4.9 x 3.7 x 0.9 in
Stainless Steel

.308 Whiskey

$ 15.99

This drinking glass has taken a bullet for you
Made from hand blown glass, each one is slightly unique
Real .308 calibre bullet lodged in the glassware
Pretend you're in a slow-motion video

This sexy piece of glassware actually saved someone's life ... is what you'll tell the masses as you casually sip from this bad as fuck .308 "bulletproof" whiskey glass.

Looking like an epic freeze-frame captured at the point of impact, this beautiful port, wine or whiskey glass has a genuine .308 calibre bullet lodged in its side.

They say that real whiskey drinkers don't ever drink the good stuff in one shot – they savour it. With this dope "bulletproof" glass, now you can have your shot and savour it too.

Bliss Vibrating Necklace

$ 39.00

Making you or that special someone come to life...repeatedly

What's small, stylish, badass and makes a girl look and feel beautiful? Our Bliss Vibrating Necklaces of course!

"A truly sexy piece of wearable tech"
"A toy that is as beautiful and sophisticated as any other piece of jewelry"

The vibrating necklace is making headlines, and for good reason. Its sleek design enables it to be both a fashion statement and a convenient and discreet way to recharge your day. It's jewelry that feels as good as it looks.

Made from nickel-free, splashproof stainless steel, its smooth, rounded tip is designed for both beauty and pleasure. It's recharged via any USB port with the supplied cable (or use the included power bank).

Quiet and discreet for use in both public and private settings, wear it as a single dramatic focus piece, or layer with your favorite necklace accessories. Comes (pun intended) in two sizes, 3" long and 2 3/4" long.

Gambler's Grinder

$ 22.00

All in?

Don't gamble with your grinder. This one not only does the job but looks like a stack of poker chips too.

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NOTICE

We're not in the business of selling illegal paraphernalia, or violating our online terms of service. Even if it's legal in your jurisdiction you can't smoke weed with our products. You can only use them with tobacco or similar legal stuff.

Finally, nobody under 21 can buy our tobacco-related products. That would not only make us assholes, but is against the law. Now get outta here and enjoy our dopeAF Smoke It! Collection before we change our minds, ya crazy knuckleheads ya.

Grenade Grinder

$ 27.00

An explosive personality

Nothing says "kablam!" like grinding your tobacco or other legal product with a detailed metal grenade replica.

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

NOTICE

We're not in the business of selling illegal paraphernalia, or violating our online terms of service. Even if it's legal in your jurisdiction you can't smoke weed with our products. You can only use them with tobacco or similar legal stuff.

Finally, nobody under 21 can buy our tobacco-related products. That would not only make us assholes, but is against the law. Now get outta here and enjoy our dopeAF Smoke It! Collection before we change our minds, ya crazy knuckleheads ya.

Whiskey Bullets

$ 18.95

Five 304 stainless steel bullets to chill your drinks

These stainless steel whiskey bullets will chill your drink without diluted it with ice. Our elegant bullet whiskey stone gift set is made of 304 stainless steel, which won't rust or corrode and will hold a cold temperature.

Think these are cooler than conventional whiskey stones? Yea we think so too. Comes with a tong and a magnetic case for easy storage.

.308

$ 15.99

This drinking glass has taken a bullet for you
Made from hand blown glass, each one is slightly unique
Real .308 calibre bullet lodged in the glassware
Pretend you're in a slow-motion video

This sexy piece of glassware actually saved someone's life ... is what you'll tell the masses as you casually sip from this bad as fuck .308 "bulletproof" wine glass.

Looking like an epic freeze-frame captured at the point of impact, this beautiful port, wine or whiskey glass has a genuine .308 calibre bullet lodged in its side.