


Bottle Opener Ring
Regular price $ 6.00 Save $ -6.00Bottoms up
We've all heard the famous proverb "for want of a bottle opener the drinker was lost, for want of drinkers the bar was lost..." With this bottle opener, cleverly disguised as a ring, you'll never have to worry about losing your kingdom of alcohol, debauchery or DUIs again!
SPECS
• 316L stainless steel
• Color options - silver, black, blue, gold and red
• Size 12
• Width - 20 mm (0.79 in)
• Environnemental - lead & nickel free, 100% allergy free
Crystal Skull Shot
Regular price $ 26.00 Save $ -26.00Crystal Skull Glass
Regular price $ 20.00 Save $ -20.00Mr Banana Wine Stopper
Regular price $ 20.00 Save $ -20.00Mr. Banana Wine Stopper will make sure your wine or other beverage stays fresh the only way his lecherous little mind knows—by sticking his banana in the hole (sound familiar)?
• Material: silicone and ABS
• Size: 7 x 6 x 10cm
Bullet Ice Cube Mold
Regular price $ 25.00 Save $ -25.00Our position on gun violence?
Don't be an active shooter, be an active drinker instead, with this large caliber ice cube mold. Hell, use it to get drunk and make love not war...or to scare your neighbors so they stop complaining about your Harley when you fire it up at 2AM.
Certification: CIQ,CE / EU
Feature: Eco-Friendly Plastic
Material: Plastic
Plastic Type: PE
Rock Her World
Regular price $ 48.00 Save $ -48.00Big Bag 'O Poo
Regular price $ 111.11 Save $ -111.11
We all gotta duck when the shit hits the fan
A MYRIAD OF USES
- Fertilizer.
- Improve survivability during a pandemic by keeping people away.
- Explosives for militant animal rights protests.
- Sell on coprophilia kink sites for a handsome profit.
- Send chocolate-covered poo bites to your nemesis.
- Discourage police from searching your smelly car when you're transporting controlled substances.
- Confuse drug detection dogs—we recommend our specialty Bitch-In-Heat Poo (currently half off).
- Place in front of neighbor's door in paper bag, set fire, ring doorbell and run away—repeat until shot or disfigured by a Doberman.
- Hide poo in a snowball or mudpie and throw it at someone much larger than you.
- Gift wrap it, label it Winnie The Poo's Poo, and give it to a deserving child.
- Throw it at your nemeses.
- Throw it at a biker (R.I.P.).
- Throw it at your mama naked.
- Throw it at a chimp (who threw poo at your granmama first).
- Create an Amazon listing for a glitter bomb—then send it with exploding poo instead of glitter.
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100% ETHICALLY & ORGANICALLY SOURCED
We harvest our poo straight from the source—our two prodigious poop-makin' producers Daizy and Bandit.
"This Bag 'O Poo is 100% organic and made of the best money can buy. You get it straight from the source: our dogs' anuses.
We guarantee this product is 100% full of shit. If you find better shit elsewhere, then tough shit on us"
- Deme Spy, CEO
Black Skull Dice
Regular price $ 16.00 Save $ -16.00
Material: Resin
Size: .71" (18mm) x .71" x .71"
Warning: Not suitable for children under 36 months, playing on a sandy beach, or gambling with your soul (use a fiddle for that). If you have a gambling habit then don't buy (and find a cheaper habit).
.308 Glass
Regular price $ 36.00 Save $ -36.00Whiskey Bullets
Regular price $ 36.00 Save $ -36.00
Keep your drink as potent as you want your dick to be. These bullet-shaped whiskey stones will chill your drink without diluting it. Our badass bullet whiskey stone gift set is made of 304 stainless steel, which won't rust or corrode.
Most importantly, it holds a cold temperature like a boss without watering down your poison.
Cooler than conventional whiskey stones? Hell yes. Comes with a drawstring pouch for easy travel and so you can feel like James fucking Bond (or probably more like Austin Powers).
Delivery: 1-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier