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• Made from impact-resistant and environment-friendly material
• Comfortable to wear
• Allows wearer to breathe freely
• Great for airsoft, hunting, war games and military use

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier

A quirky, fun accessory with a slightly macabre edge. Perfect for horror fans and for those who wish it was Halloween all year round. It's small enough to be handy when out and about, but big enough to fit all your creepy bits and pieces in.

A small faux leather handle turns the bag into an easy to carry wristlet.

Red satin style
Lined zipper pocket
Approx size: W 38cm x H 13cm x D 3cm or
11 inches wide and 6.5 inches in height

Delivery: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier

Listen to a classic from The Spinners while you're spinning

Many have said this moving meditation can help you quit smoking or manage your ADHD, obsessive-compulsive disorder, anxiety, post-traumatic stress disorder and insomnia.

We're not going that far. We'll only say that this metal spinner has a cool skull design. Plus it'll make you a better person and you'll wake up with a million dollars plus a golden ticket under your bed. Don't care? Well then just type "fidget spinner" in a google search and play with that instead.

FEATURES

SMOOTH, FAST AND QUIET SPINS: 2-5 minute average spinning time. Uses high quality R188 bearings—the best and baddest bearing for spinners resulting in buttery smooth spins with minimal noise. You probably want your spinners to be like your bike—no wobbles, good balance, and fast as fuck.

HIGH QUALITY MATERIAL: Premium brass with a brushed surface. Made with laser CNC technology, with no sharp edges. Hard, strong, durable and fits comfortably your hand—exactly how she wants you.

EASY TO PLAY WITH: Like your fav body part, it's small and comfortable enough to carry in your pocket when not in use, but woah!, just see what happens when you're ready to whip it out and play!

EASY TO MAINTAIN: It comes in a detachable cap and bearing design, so it's easy to clean and replace.

A GREAT GIFT: Know a nervous ninny who could use some calm the fuck down? Well then give 'em this!

SPECS

• Material - Metal
• Colors - Gold, silver, red, blue, white andrainbow
• Great for fidgety hands, ADD, ADHD and stress relief, plus focusing and deep thought.
• Suitable for adults, kids, chimps, dolphins and mammals with opposable thumbs.
• Easy to carry—carry permit not required in most states.
• Package Weight: 0.1kg (0.22lb.)
• Package Size: 3.15in x 3.15in x 0.39in (8cm x 8cm x 1cm)

Includes 1 Fidget Spinner

When smaller is better

This dope new and improved pocket drone with a .3MP camera can follow you around. Whip it out for altitude selfies and club riding shots, panoramic videos, seeing if the town drunkard fell down the well, or gathering intel on what exactly your sketchyAF neighbor has been up to.

Functions: sideways flight, left and right, up and down, forwards and back, flips/rollovers, FPV, Gravity Sense Control, auto and self-correcting mode, hovering mode, altitude hold, distance and control settings, and self-correcting flight stabilization.

Headless mode prevents loss of orientation and crashes. G-sensor mode enables you to control the quadcopter by having it follow your smartphone's movements. Aerial photography/beauty mode makes your pics and vids even more beautiful.

It can automatically follow you as you move, and performs 360 flips with amazing agility, so you can charge entry to your own aerial stunt show (in Tajikistan). It also has dumbass-proof, one button press return and landing functions.

It has an LED light for night flying, and a lightweight, durable airframe with foldable propellers making it a perfect, compact companion for folks on the go.

411 on prohibited uses: you can't use it to drop cherry bombs on your nemesis, chase a squirrel with it, violate someone's privacy, or break any other laws or regs.

Description:

6 Axis Gyro
4CH channels
WiFi Remote Control
Material: ABS & electric components
Maximum range: 40 m
Batteries: three 3.7V 500mAh lipo batteries
Flying time: 5-8 min
Charging Time: 60 min
Camera: 0.3MP for pics,  480P for video
Product weight (with battery): 76 g
Product size (folded): 13.5 x 6.5 x 2.5 cm (5.3 x 2.6 x 1.0 in)
Product size( unfolded): 16 x 13.5 x 2.5 cm (6.4 x 5.3 x 1.0 in) 


Package Includes:
Pro quadcopter with built-in 0.3MP camera
Three 3.7V 500mAh Li-Po Batteries
USB Charging Cable
A buncha spare propellers
Instruction manual (English)

• Comfortable to wear, both protective and threatening
• Made of light, soft, high-density fiber material
• Environment-friendly, odorless material
• Durable and hard to break
• Foam padding inside
• Metal mesh eye shields won't interfere with vision
• Allows an Airsoft player to breath freely
• Adjustable strap
• Great for Airsoft, hunting, war games and military use
• Size: approx. 27Hx19.5Lx9.5Dcm
• Colors: Black, Silver and Grey

Get a Life for far less than a mephistophelean trade!

Don't sell your soul to the devil, or worse yet, to white collar America...

Buy a motorcycle instead!

You heard right. Buy a motorcycle, any motorcycle, even these cheap shit bikes on Amazon, and you're guaranteed to have a Life!*

One of adventure, boozin', bar brawls, strip clubs and 10 to 20-year stints at the Pen. Unless of course you're anyone in this video below. Then even motorcycles can't help you.

*Does not apply in Guam or Puerto Rico

Material: Resin
Size: .71" (18mm) x .71" x .71"

Warning: Not suitable for children under 36 months, playing on a sandy beach, or gambling with your soul (use a fiddle for that). If you have a gambling habit then don't buy (and find a cheaper habit).

In love with a spinner?

It's been said that this moving meditation can help you quit smoking or manage your ADHD, obsessive-compulsive disorder, anxiety, post-traumatic stress disorder and insomnia.

We're not going that far. We'll only say that this metal spinner has a cool skull design. Plus it'll make you a better person and you'll wake up with a million dollars plus a golden ticket under your bed. Don't care? Well then just type "fidget spinner" in a google search and play with that instead.

SPECS

• Material - Metal
• Colors - Gold, silver or copper
• Great for fidgety hands, ADD, ADHD and stress relief, plus focusing and deep thought.
• Suitable for adults, kids, chimps, dolphins and mammals with opposable thumbs.
• Easy to carry, carry permit not required in most states.

Includes one fidget spinner

We want our customers to be happy. Because when they're happy we're happy. So we've curated the dopest online biker video games for your gaming pleasure. They're free to play and were scientifically tested by our highly accomplished gaming expert Bobo the monkey.

So without further ado here's the list of games which range from the addictive, to the retro, to the epic and the downright bizarre.

Stunt Mania 3D

The Road to Sturgis

Sport Bike Military

Dora Stunts

Trials Dynamite

Harley-Davidson Puzzle
(allow Flash, or use Firefox)

How to Stoppie

If there are games out there you'd like to share with your Proud & Free brothers and sisters, drop us a dime with the 411 at customers@proudandfreebiker.com.

Enjoy.

A badass, year-long adventure ride for bikers, played in the real world using an app

THAT'S WHAT EXPERIENCING IT CAN BE WORTH TO YOU
(but it's actually free)

Now back to our regularly-scheduled Вiкёр Пropaganдa

So WTF is Biker Quest?

It's what you get when you mashup bikers ​with no holds barred ​legend tripping, poker runs on steroids, and dope ​immersive experiences. Find out by joining our fight against the forces of eviel and mass control.

"A positive boon for the cynical ‘been there, done that’ motorcyclist. It’s a powerful new reason to get out and ride...”

"Answers the question: where are we riding today?"

Select this alluring red skull-button to start

 

Biker Quest is an app-driven odyssey for motorcyclists that's taking bikelife to the next level. It's a quest for the epic and surreal. For charity and challenge. For growth and brother/sisterhood. It's the holy shit factor, compounded by the adventure two wheels and a motor between your legs can bring.

A GAME-CHANGER FOR BIKERS

As you score points in this app-driven ARG you'll unlock more missions, and a host of the unexpected.

Uncensored, immersive events and experiences. Secret locations and local wonders. Spirit journeys and practical jokes. Biker Dates and quests to places like The Door to Hell.

You'll be asked to commit random acts of kindness. Like raising awareness for an anti-child trafficking charity (and using strippers to help you). Riding the streets dressed like a pirate--or like Santa while giving away toys to kids. Or supporting a motogypsy's ride through the rainforest to help endangered wildlife.

You'll also be competing for Dope Swag, including Biker Dope's Bullet Utility Pants - stunningly innovative water-resistant kevlar pants for bikers. These bad boys have over 26 functions including performance-enhancing thigh grips, a touch-sensitive phone pocket above your knee, a tire repair utility belt, resident zip ties and mini duc tape, a slingshot band, specialized pocket tools, dope micro tech, an award-winning CRKT knife, and a resident emergency power bank. Most importantly it's got a commemorative bullet that'll open your beer.

You in? Great. But before you start, there are a few things you should know. Your biker quest will be a commitment. ​It'll require gas, balls and compassion (in that order). And like most game-changers in life, it'll be worth it.

• ​Biker Quest is app-driven and free to download, so you can ride and perform missions whenever you want.

• Join or host rides on Facebook. or on our group texting app. Play alone, in teams or challenge other clubs.

• New missions added regularly.

• Invite your bingo group for the ride (just bring a defibrillator).
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• Download the mission delivery app here to start playing in District 2 (NYC and beyond).

Do you like to fish for poop in your bathtub?

Well now you can, without worrying about real feces clogging up your drain or causing e-coli infections! Use it to resolve disputes with other MCs, whittle the time away when you're locked in the bathroom, or spice up your sex life with your ol' lady.

In addition to making a great gift for your pals and significant other(s), if you're here you're probably dope enough to give this to your kid, nephew or little brother. One thing's for sure, they and their friends'll love it.

Trust us ☠️

More nerve racking than you'll ever know

Are you a fan of the 1978 war epic Deer Hunter? Do you get a thrill from watching your friends tense up in the expectation of taking a pop to the head? Are your parties as boring as a Senate hearing on C-Span? Well then, this game's for you!

No more worrying about cleaning a bloody mess from the carpet, hiring a high-priced lawyer to beat a murder rap, or the inconvenience of disposing of a body.*

HELPFUL HINT: For added realism, or to up the ante, add tomato sauce, whipped cream or dog pee in the balloon prior to inflation.

*Proud & Free does not condone playing Russian roulette or any other form of suicide. Unless you're Christopher Walken in The Deer Hunter. Then you'll walk away with your head and an Oscar. If you're hell-bent on playing, use this gun.