• Ideal for Airsoft, paintball, costume balls, Halloween, movie props, Freddie nightmares • Adjustable strap design is easy to wear. • Full face protection—the nose, eyes and mouth are protected and fully breathable. Material: Plastic. • Size: 27 x 20 cm (LXW), one size fits all (50-65cm head circumferences) • Weight: 350g.
Tactical Half-Face Mask
Regular price$ 33.00
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• Made from impact-resistant and environment-friendly material • Comfortable to wear • Allows wearer to breathe freely • Great for airsoft, hunting, war games and military use
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier
Skull 'N Bones Spinner
Regular price$ 26.00
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Listen to a classic from The Spinners while you're spinning
Many have said this moving meditation can help you quit smoking or manage your ADHD, obsessive-compulsive disorder, anxiety, post-traumatic stress disorder and insomnia.
We're not going that far. We'll only say that this metal spinner has a cool skull design. Plus it'll make you a better person and you'll wake up with a million dollars plus a golden ticket under your bed. Don't care? Well then justtype "fidget spinner"in a google search and play with that instead.
FEATURES
SMOOTH, FAST AND QUIET SPINS: 2-5 minute average spinning time. Uses high quality R188 bearings—the best and baddest bearing for spinners resulting in buttery smooth spins with minimal noise. You probably want your spinners to be like your bike—no wobbles, good balance, and fast as fuck.
HIGH QUALITY MATERIAL: Premium brass with a brushed surface. Made with laser CNC technology, with no sharp edges. Hard, strong, durable and fits comfortably your hand—exactly how she wants you.
EASY TO PLAY WITH: Like your fav body part, it's small and comfortable enough to carry in your pocket when not in use, but woah!, just see what happens when you're ready to whip it out and play!
EASY TO MAINTAIN: It comes in a detachable cap and bearing design, so it's easy to clean and replace.
A GREAT GIFT: Know a nervous ninny who could use some calm the fuck down? Well then give 'em this!
SPECS
• Material - Metal • Colors - Gold, silver, red, blue, white andrainbow • Great for fidgety hands, ADD, ADHD and stress relief, plus focusing and deep thought. • Suitable for adults, kids, chimps, dolphins and mammals with opposable thumbs. • Easy to carry—carry permit not required in most states. • Package Weight: 0.1kg (0.22lb.) • Package Size: 3.15in x 3.15in x 0.39in (8cm x 8cm x 1cm)
Includes 1 Fidget Spinner
Rock Her World
Regular price$ 48.00
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Rock her world ... at will
What do you get when you mashup a vibrating egg, a wireless remote and a honey hole? You guessed it, a wirelessly controlled vibrator!
This bad boy has 3 speeds and 7 vibrating modes. Is she a squirter? No problem! Rock Her World is waterproof! At work, school or a PTA meeting with your favorite soccer mom? No problem! Rock Her World is <50 decibels. Leave her gasping for more with this usb rechargeable remote vibrator.
SPECS
Waterproof Quiet 100 minutes of use per charge Battery powered remote control Easy to clean USB charger Highly elastic and durable silicone and nylon
Follow Me Pocket Drone
Regular price$ 75.00
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When smaller is better
This dope new and improved pocket drone with a .3MP camera can follow you around. Whip it out for altitude selfies and club riding shots, panoramic videos, seeing if the town drunkard fell down the well, or gathering intel on what exactly your sketchyAF neighbor has been up to.
Functions: sideways flight, left and right, up and down, forwards and back, flips/rollovers, FPV, Gravity Sense Control, auto and self-correcting mode, hovering mode, altitude hold, distance and control settings, and self-correcting flight stabilization.
Headless mode prevents loss of orientation and crashes. G-sensor mode enables you to control the quadcopter by having it follow your smartphone's movements. Aerial photography/beauty mode makes your pics and vids even more beautiful.
It can automatically follow you as you move, and performs 360 flips with amazing agility, so you can charge entry to your own aerial stunt show (in Tajikistan). It also has dumbass-proof, one button press return and landing functions.
It has an LED light for night flying, and a lightweight, durable airframe with foldable propellers making it a perfect, compact companion for folks on the go.
411 on prohibited uses: you can't use it to drop cherry bombs on your nemesis, chase a squirrel with it, violate someone's privacy, or break any other laws or regs.
Description:
6 Axis Gyro 4CH channels WiFi Remote Control Material: ABS & electric components Maximum range: 40 m Batteries: three 3.7V 500mAh lipo batteries Flying time: 5-8 min Charging Time: 60 min Camera: 0.3MP for pics, 480P for video Product weight (with battery): 76 g Product size (folded): 13.5 x 6.5 x 2.5 cm (5.3 x 2.6 x 1.0 in) Product size( unfolded): 16 x 13.5 x 2.5 cm (6.4 x 5.3 x 1.0 in)
Package Includes: Pro quadcopter with built-in 0.3MP camera Three 3.7V 500mAh Li-Po Batteries USB Charging Cable A buncha spare propellers Instruction manual (English)
This is not suitable for children. It has small moving parts, and irresponsible activities should be reserved for adults.
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier
Tactical Skull Masks
Regular price$ 29.50
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• Comfortable to wear, both protective and threatening • Made of light, soft, high-density fiber material • Environment-friendly, odorless material • Durable and hard to break • Foam padding inside • Metal mesh eye shields won't interfere with vision • Allows an Airsoft player to breath freely • Adjustable strap • Great for Airsoft, hunting, war games and military use • Size: approx. 27Hx19.5Lx9.5Dcm • Colors: Black, Silver and Grey
A Life
Regular price$ 1,111.11
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Get a Life for far less than a mephistophelean trade!
Don't sell your soul to the devil, or worse yet, to white collar America...
Buy a motorcycle instead!
You heard right. Buy a motorcycle, any motorcycle, even these cheap shit bikes on Amazon, and you're guaranteed to have a Life!*
One of adventure, boozin', bar brawls, strip clubs and 10 to 20-year stints at the Pen. Unless of course you're anyone in this video below. Then even motorcycles can't help you.
*Does not apply in Guam, Puerto Rico or Your Pants
Black Skull Dice
Regular price$ 20.00
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Roll The Dice
Little skulls instead of dots are crafted into these heavy black dice.
Material: Resin Size: .71" (18mm) x .71" x .71"
Warning: Not suitable for children under 36 months, playing on a sandy beach, or gambling with your soul (use a fiddle for that). If you have a gambling habit then don't buy (and find a cheaper habit).
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier
Skull of Thine Enemy Bowl
Regular price$ 222.00
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You can do more than just drink from it
Unlike the cheaper (and shittier) skull bowls found elsewhere, this one's a detailed replica of a real male human skull cast in resin. Note the imprints of the brain folds on the inside of the skull.
The inside of the bowl is coated with a food safe resin coating, tested with liquid up to 205 degrees Fahrenheit. That means you can not only drink but eat Wheaties and soup from the skull of thine enemies too!
Each piece is hand-painted and takes 5 days to create. This item is not microwave safe, dish washer safe or a pet chew toy. It would however look bad as fuck on your bar, desk, garage or Maori human skull trophy room.
Metal Skull Fidget Spinner
Regular price$ 23.00
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In love with a spinner?
It's been said that this moving meditation can help you quit smoking or manage your ADHD, obsessive-compulsive disorder, anxiety, post-traumatic stress disorder and insomnia.
We're not going that far. We'll only say that this metal spinner has a cool skull design. Plus it'll make you a better person and you'll wake up with a million dollars plus a golden ticket under your bed. Don't care? Well then justtype "fidget spinner"in a google search and play with that instead.
SPECS
• Material - Metal • Colors - Gold, silver or copper • Great for fidgety hands, ADD, ADHD and stress relief, plus focusing and deep thought. • Suitable for adults, kids, chimps, dolphins and mammals with opposable thumbs. • Easy to carry, carry permit not required in most states.
Includes one fidget spinner
Free Online Games
Regular price$ 0.00
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We want our customers to be happy. Because when they're happy we're happy. So we've curated the dopest online biker video games for your gaming pleasure. They're free to play and were scientifically tested by our highly accomplished gaming expert Bobo the monkey.
So without further ado here's the list of games which range from the addictive, to the retro, to the epic and the downright bizarre.
Stunt Mania 3D
The Road to Sturgis
Sport Bike Military
Dora Stunts
Trials Dynamite
Harley-Davidson Puzzle (allow Flash, or use Firefox)
How to Stoppie
If there are games out there you'd like to share with your Proud & Free brothers and sisters, drop us a dime with the 411 at customers@proudandfreebiker.com.
Enjoy.
Biker Quest
Regular price$ 11,111.11
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A game for bikers and other adventurers, played in the real world with an app
Support great causes Play solo or with a team Try not to get arrested
100% FREE TO DOWNLOAD & PLAY
Ready to be an Operative?
Biker Quest is what you get when you mashup bikers and adventurers with no holds barred legend tripping, Pokemon Go with adult activities, and dope immersive experiences. Find out by joining our fight against the forces of eviel and mass control.
"A positive boon for the cynical ‘been there, done that’ motorcyclist. It’s a powerful new reason to get out and ride...”
"Answers the question: where are we riding today?"
Вiкёр Пropaganдa
Biker Quest is an app-driven odyssey for motorcyclists and other adventurers (yerp, you don't need to be a biker). It's a quest for the epic and surreal. For charity and challenge. For growth and brother/sisterhood. It's the holy shit factor, compounded by the adventure two wheels and a motor between your legs can bring.
As you score points in this app-driven ARG you'll unlock more missions, and a host of the unexpected.
Uncensored, immersive events and experiences. Secret locations and local wonders. Spirit journeys and practical jokes. Biker Dates and quests to places like The Door to Hell.
You'll be asked to commit random acts of kindness. Like raising awareness for an anti-child trafficking charity (and using strippers to help you). Riding the streets dressed like a pirate--or like Santa while giving away toys to kids. Or supporting a motogypsy's ride through the rainforest to help endangered wildlife.
You'll also be competing for Dope Swag, including Biker Dope'sBullet Utility Pants - stunningly innovative water-resistant kevlar pants for bikers. These bad boys have over 26 functions including performance-enhancing thigh grips, a touch-sensitive phone pocket above your knee, a tire repair utility belt, resident zip ties and mini duc tape, a slingshot band, specialized pocket tools, dope micro tech, an award-winning CRKT knife, and a resident emergency power bank. Most importantly it's got a commemorative bullet that'll open your beer.
You in? Great. But before you start, there are a few things you should know. Your biker quest will be a commitment. It'll require gas, balls and compassion (in that order). And like most game-changers in life, it'll be worth it.
• Biker Quest is app-driven and free to download, so you can ride and perform missions whenever you want.
• Invite your bingo group for the ride (just bring a defibrillator). • Download the mission delivery app here to start playing in District 2 (NYC and beyond).
Save The Shit
Regular price$ 28.00
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Do you like to fish for poop in your bathtub?
Well now you can, without worrying about real feces clogging up your drain or causing e-coli infections! Use it to resolve disputes with other MCs, whittle the time away when you're locked in the bathroom, or spice up your sex life with your ol' lady.
In addition to making a great gift for your pals and significant other(s), if you're here you're probably dope enough to give this to your kid, nephew or little brother. One thing's for sure, they and their friends'll love it.
Trust us ☠️
Russian Roulette
Regular price$ 26.00
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More nerve racking than you'll ever know
Are you a fan of the 1978 war epic Deer Hunter? Do you get a thrill from watching your friends tense up in the expectation of taking a pop to the head? Are your parties as boring as a Senate hearing on C-Span? Well then, this game's for you!
No more worrying about cleaning a bloody mess from the carpet, hiring a high-priced lawyer to beat a murder rap, or the inconvenience of disposing of a body.*
HELPFUL HINT: For added realism, or to up the ante, add tomato sauce, whipped cream or dog pee in the balloon prior to inflation.
*Proud & Free does not condone playing Russian roulette or any other form of suicide. Unless you're Christopher Walken in The Deer Hunter. Then you'll walk away with your head and an Oscar. If you're hell-bent on playing, use this gun.