Texas Bottle OpenerRegular price $ 20.00 Save $ -20.00
Open a Texan beer in Texas with a bottle opener shaped like Texas
• Made of 14 gauge recycled and raw beautiful dark steel
• Easy to grip and has some weight to it
• Tumbled to smooth rough edges, ground and then polished
• Prolonged exposure to moisture will cause it to rust; this can be left as a decorative choice or removed gently with a fine grain sanding sponge
• Size: 4.25 x 4.25"
Want another state? Ask us we've got it.
Exorcist Skull MaskRegular price $ 399.00 Save $ -399.00
Carving time: 125 hours
Special Forces Carved SkullRegular price $ 333.00 Save $ -333.00
Special Forces are as badass as it gets. And a skull is as badass as it is. We put the two together to make this carved skull, a beast of craftsmanship.
Skull of Thine Enemy BowlRegular price $ 222.00 Save $ -222.00
Viking SkullRegular price $ 555.00 Save $ -555.00
Illuminated Longhorn Texas SignRegular price $ 120.00 Save $ -120.00
Reminds all passers by that if you mess with Texas you get the horn
These distinctly Texan lights emit a beautiful glow that transform any room they adorn.
• Choose from multiple light colors
• Handmade in the USA
• 20" wide, 18" high
• Choice of power by outlet plug, or 3 AAA batteries (included)
• LED lights will last for over 40,000 Hours
• Materials: Wood (MDF), High Gloss Acrylic Paint, Wood Glue, LED Lights
Delivery: 1-2 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our U.S. supplier
Pyroignition Exhaust for Motorcycles & CarsRegular price $ 299.00 Save $ -299.00
Think loud pipes save lives?
Feck that. Flame broil the fuck outta whatever's behind you.
Get creative choosing your victims—unwanted friends, troubling spouses or pesky family members.
It utilizes an M9 military flamethrower modified to fit mufflers and has an effective range of 200 feet. Anything fool enough to be behind you within a 50-foot radius will be toast.
(napalm sold separately)
What was that? Selling a military-grade flamethrower is a violation of our merchant terms of service? Well then, looks like you'll have to settle for this safe and legal Pyroignition Exhaust Kit (yawn).
Get back to us with any questions, or ask for a free human barbecue recipe
WARRANTY, SUPPORT & DISCLAIMER
This device is made to the highest standards and designed to last a lifetime—cheaper flame exhaust products just don't hold up under the heat. That's why the manufacturer offers a Full Lifetime Warranty on all parts. If you find a defect in any part during the life of your vehicle, call the manufacturer's tech geniuses and they'll make it right. Defects in materials and workmanship are limited to repair or replacement at the manufacturer's discretion. Neither Proud & Free Biker, Biker Entourage, LLC, nor the manufacturer shall be liable for accidents, property damage, or bodily injury caused directly or indirectly from any defect in this product or from its use. Neither we nor the manufacturer make any express or implied warranty that this product is merchantable or fit for a particular purpose. This is a fucking flame throwing exhaust people. Please exercise due care and use common sense. Do not use around gas, dynamite, clothing, political rallies or other combustibles. Do not use around children. Do not allow anyone to stick their face, private parts or any other part of their clothing or body in front of your exhaust.
Dia De Los MuertosRegular price $ 333.00 Save $ -333.00
A wicked skull replica cast from a human skull