Full Speed
Regular price $ 33.00You gusta futuristic, sporty, digital designs?
Then you'll love rockin' this dope Full Speed digital LED display watch.
· Movement: Quartz
· Band material: Rubber
· Back cover material: Stainless steel
· Band color: Black or silver
· Adjustable buckle
· Watch face diameter is approximately 1.57" (4.1 cm)
· Bracelet width is approximately 0.78" (2.2 cm)
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our overseas supplier
Plays well with
Speed Lighter
Fire & Speed
Regular price $ 36.00This USB-charged, windproof, tungsten coil lighter will take you from zero to lit in .1 seconds. Speed has a speedometer display that indicates how much of a charge is left in the lighter. Fire has a moving Typhoon jet fighter image. Hands down one of the dopest coil lighters in our collection.
Plays well with
Full Speed Watch
There's no doubt about it...
A biker (or anyone who spends time outdoors) needs a good windproof lighter. And there are really only four ways to go about it:
☠️ Wick & lighter fluid (like a Zippo)
☠️ Butane torch lighters
☠️ Arc (Frankenlighters)
☠️ Heating coil
We got you covered with the dopest lighters in all four categories (links above).
Attention Darwin Award candidates:
for safety reasons, all lighters are shipped without butane
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
Pyroignition Exhaust for Motorcycles & Cars
Regular price $ 299.00Think loud pipes save lives?
Feck that. Flame broil the fuck outta whatever's behind you.
Get creative choosing your victims—unwanted friends, troubling spouses or pesky family members.
It utilizes an M9 military flamethrower modified to fit mufflers and has an effective range of 200 feet. Anything fool enough to be behind you within a 50-foot radius will be toast.
(napalm sold separately)
What was that? Selling a military-grade flamethrower is a violation of our merchant terms of service? Well then, looks like you'll have to settle for this safe and legal Pyroignition Exhaust Kit (yawn).
SPECS
Get back to us with any questions, or ask for a free human barbecue recipe
WARRANTY, SUPPORT & DISCLAIMER
This device is made to the highest standards and designed to last a lifetime—cheaper flame exhaust products just don't hold up under the heat. That's why the manufacturer offers a Full Lifetime Warranty on all parts. If you find a defect in any part during the life of your vehicle, call the manufacturer's tech geniuses and they'll make it right. Defects in materials and workmanship are limited to repair or replacement at the manufacturer's discretion. Neither Proud & Free Biker, Biker Entourage, LLC, nor the manufacturer shall be liable for accidents, property damage, or bodily injury caused directly or indirectly from any defect in this product or from its use. Neither we nor the manufacturer make any express or implied warranty that this product is merchantable or fit for a particular purpose. This is a fucking flame throwing exhaust people. Please exercise due care and use common sense. Do not use around gas, dynamite, clothing, political rallies or other combustibles. Do not use around children. Do not allow anyone to stick their face, private parts or any other part of their clothing or body in front of your exhaust.
Bring marshmallows.
Biker Quest
Regular price $ 10,000.00
THAT'S WHAT EXPERIENCING IT CAN BE WORTH TO YOU
(but it's actually free)
So WTF is Biker Quest?
It's what you get when you mashup bikers with no holds barred legend tripping, poker runs on steroids, and dope immersive experiences. Find out by joining our fight against the forces of eviel and mass control.
"A positive boon for the cynical ‘been there, done that’ motorcyclist. It’s a powerful new reason to get out and ride...”
"Answers the question: where are we riding today?"
Biker Quest is an app-driven odyssey for motorcyclists that's taking bikelife to the next level. It's a quest for the epic and surreal. For charity and challenge. For growth and brother/sisterhood. It's the holy shit factor, compounded by the adventure two wheels and a motor between your legs can bring.
A GAME-CHANGER FOR BIKERS
As you score points in this app-driven ARG you'll unlock more missions, and a host of the unexpected.
Uncensored, immersive events and experiences. Secret locations and local wonders. Spirit journeys and practical jokes. Biker Dates and quests to places like The Door to Hell.
You'll be asked to commit random acts of kindness. Like raising awareness for an anti-child trafficking charity (and using strippers to help you). Riding the streets dressed like a pirate--or like Santa while giving away toys to kids. Or supporting a motogypsy's ride through the rainforest to help endangered wildlife.
You'll also be competing for Dope Swag, including Biker Dope's Bullet Utility Pants - stunningly innovative water-resistant kevlar pants for bikers. These bad boys have over 26 functions including performance-enhancing thigh grips, a touch-sensitive phone pocket above your knee, a tire repair utility belt, resident zip ties and mini duc tape, a slingshot band, specialized pocket tools, dope micro tech, an award-winning CRKT knife, and a resident emergency power bank. Most importantly it's got a commemorative bullet that'll open your beer.
You in? Great. But before you start, there are a few things you should know. Your biker quest will be a commitment. It'll require gas, balls and compassion (in that order). And like most game-changers in life, it'll be worth it.
• Biker Quest is app-driven and free to download, so you can ride and perform missions whenever you want.
• Join or host rides on Facebook. or on our group texting app. Play alone, in teams or challenge other clubs.
• New missions added regularly.
• Invite your bingo group for the ride (just bring a defibrillator).
• Download the mission delivery app here to start playing in District 2 (NYC and beyond).
