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Regular price $ 45.00 Save $ -45.00For punctual pyromaniacs
This badass rechargeable usb wrist watch doubles as a lighter. It's a survival tool, a smoker's failsafe, and a great conversation-starter (9,999 friendships and 99 babies created). Plus it'll come in handy at birthday parties, firework discharges or pyromania binges.
To use the lighter, just slide the watchopen. Light a smoke, start a fire while stranded, light birthday candles, or just be johnny on the spot at BBQs or campfires.
It's a fully functional watch, so you can time your wife's contractions then light your celebratory cigar after the lil' critter pops out.
US Delivery: 5-9 days
Outside US: 2-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier
Balaclava Face Block
Regular price $ 28.00 Save $ -28.00
Delivery: 1-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier
Camo Gaiter
Regular price $ 25.00 Save $ -25.00Whether you're wantin' to keep warm in the woods or on your bike, this versatile and comfortable neck & face \gaiter tube will do the job. In 6 camo designs - collect all of them and never have to witness your snots turning into icicles again.
SPECS
- Soft and cool to the touch
- 14 ways to rock 'em*
- All-season use: lightweight, moisture-wicking fabric for the Summer, which insulates heat in the Winter
- Drawstring seals in warmth
- Military grade
- Material: worsted spandex; composition - 85% polyester, 15% spandex
*including as a: Neck Gaiter, Face Mask, Head Shield, Headband, Balaclava, Sun Mask, Pirate Rag, Beanie, Wristband, and Hat Liner
Delivery: 2-5 weeks
Escape Lighter
Regular price $ 55.00 Save $ -55.00An EDC knife, windproof arc lighter and glass breaker
This multifunction, USB-charged metal marvel is a windproof lighter, a knife, and a glass breaker—small and useful enough to be an everyday carry, and proof positive that less can be more.
There's no doubt about it...
A biker (or anyone who spends time outdoors) needs a good windproof lighter. And there are really only four ways to go about it:
☠️ Wick & lighter fluid (like a Zippo)
☠️ Butane torch lighters
☠️ Arc (Frankenlighters)
☠️ Heating coil
We got you covered with the dopest lighters in all four categories (links above).
Defense Products & Sketchy Shit Policy
You may not use our products for any illegal purpose. Always check whether the defense product, vibrator or other item is legal where you are. No one under 18 may purchase any defense products, adult-related products, or anything else from us if doing so is illegal. If you do buy defense items, vibrators or any such adult items from our store, you represent that you are at least 18.
Laser Pen Flashlight Bullet
Regular price $ 19.00 Save $ -19.00Waterproof Dry Bag
Regular price $ 39.00 Save $ -39.00Keep it dry
Are you going hiking, swimming, canoeing, rafting or camping? Is your partner a squirter? Protect your shit with this waterproof dry bag. Made of PVC material, it will keep it all dry even after brief submersions, plus it floats when dropped in the water. Its adjustable shoulder strap also means you can leave your hands free for fishing, canoeing or the shocker.
SPECS
Volume:20L;
Floats safty if dropped into the water & totally waterproof design;
Heavy duty vinyl polyester trilaminate construction, and it can be used as a bucket;
Durable materials for enough usage, and suitable for quick submersion;
Buckle includes a D-ring for attaching to a tie down if needed;
Protects valuables from dirt, sand, dust and water; Durable, wipe clean and easy to store away;
High frequency welded seams; Multi-purpose storage application;
When not use this bag, folds flat and can be rolled or folded;
Material: PVC;
Colors: Blue/Orange;
Net Weight: 500g;
Package Content:
1 x Bag