It's all fun and games until someone gets hung for piracy
Swashbuckle your way to a target shooting drinking game or the commandeering of a ship with this dopeAF slingshot. Light alloy material makes it easy to aim and carry (even when you've got a hangover from bottom shelf rum). It's your go-to weapon when you're outta cannon balls and you can't find your sword after last night's brawl.
p.s. you'll be needin' this ammo matey, aaargh!
Material - Kirksite alloy
Length - 13.4 cm (5.28 in)
Width - 8.75 cm (3.44 in)
Height - 2 cm (0.8 in)
PSA - International Talk Like A Pirate Day is always on September 19th
• Rule No. 1 - Don't be a dumbass, use common sense
• Always wear eye protection
• Be sure of your target and what is behind it
• Never aim a slingshot at another person
• Do not allow children to use this slingshot
without adult supervision
• Inspect the slingshot carefully before each use
• If any tears, holes, or abrasions are found in
the rubber or pouch, do not use the slingshot
• Slingshots are not a toy and are capable of
causing severe injury or worse if misused
Weapons & Nanny State Policy
You may not use our products for any illegal purpose. Always check whether the weapon, vibrator or other item is legal where you are. No one under 18 may purchase any weapons, adult-related products, or anything else from us if doing so is illegal. If you do buy weapons or any such adult-only items from our store, you represent that you are at least 18. Slingshots in particular may be regulated in unreasonable ways in your jurisdiction. For example we created SlingshotNJ to lobby for the decriminalization of slingshots in New Jersey (believe it or not it's currently a misdemeanor due to a scrivener's error when the law was created). Please do your due diligence—we cannot know whether it's legal to ship in every jurisdiction so please check first before you order. There will be no refunds or returns if this turns out to be the case.
Feel free to contact us or ask any questions and our sales team will be happy to get back to you asap: