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Regular price $ 45.00 Save $ -45.00For punctual pyromaniacs
This badass rechargeable usb wrist watch doubles as a lighter. It's a survival tool, a smoker's failsafe, and a great conversation-starter (9,999 friendships and 99 babies created). Plus it'll come in handy at birthday parties, firework discharges or pyromania binges.
To use the lighter, just slide the watchopen. Light a smoke, start a fire while stranded, light birthday candles, or just be johnny on the spot at BBQs or campfires.
It's a fully functional watch, so you can time your wife's contractions then light your celebratory cigar after the lil' critter pops out.
US Delivery: 5-9 days
Outside US: 2-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier
Escape Lighter
Regular price $ 55.00 Save $ -55.00An EDC knife, windproof arc lighter and glass breaker
This multifunction, USB-charged metal marvel is a windproof lighter, a knife, and a glass breaker—small and useful enough to be an everyday carry, and proof positive that less can be more.
There's no doubt about it...
A biker (or anyone who spends time outdoors) needs a good windproof lighter. And there are really only four ways to go about it:
☠️ Wick & lighter fluid (like a Zippo)
☠️ Butane torch lighters
☠️ Arc (Frankenlighters)
☠️ Heating coil
We got you covered with the dopest lighters in all four categories (links above).
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You may not use our products for any illegal purpose. Always check whether the defense product, vibrator or other item is legal where you are. No one under 18 may purchase any defense products, adult-related products, or anything else from us if doing so is illegal. If you do buy defense items, vibrators or any such adult items from our store, you represent that you are at least 18.
Laser Pen Flashlight Bullet
Regular price $ 19.00 Save $ -19.00