TOOLS

Bottoms up

We've all heard the famous proverb "for want of a bottle opener the drinker was lost, for want of drinkers the bar was lost..." With this bottle opener, cleverly disguised as a ring, you'll never have to worry about losing your kingdom of alcohol, debauchery or DUIs again!

SPECS

• 316L stainless steel
• Color options - silver, black, blue, gold and red
• Size 12
• Width - 20 mm (0.79 in)
• Environnemental - lead & nickel free, 100% allergy free

For punctual pyromaniacs

This badass rechargeable usb wrist watch doubles as a lighter. It's a survival tool, a smoker's failsafe, and a great conversation-starter (9,999 friendships and 99 babies created). Plus it'll come in handy at birthday parties, firework discharges or pyromania binges.

To use the lighter, just slide the watchopen. Light a smoke, start a fire while stranded, light birthday candles, or just be johnny on the spot at BBQs or campfires.

It's a fully functional watch, so you can time your wife's contractions then light your celebratory cigar after the lil' critter pops out.

US Delivery: 5-9 days

Outside US: 2-4 weeks

This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier

Mr. Banana Wine Stopper will make sure your wine or other beverage stays fresh the only way his lecherous little mind knows—by sticking his banana in the hole (sound familiar)?

• Material: silicone and ABS
• Size: 7 x 6 x 10cm

An EDC knife, windproof arc lighter and glass breaker

This multifunction, USB-charged metal marvel is a windproof lighter, a knife, and a glass breaker⁠—small and useful enough to be an everyday carry, and proof positive that less can be more.

There's no doubt about it...

A biker (or anyone who spends time outdoors) needs a good windproof lighter. And there are really only four ways to go about it:

☠️ Wick & lighter fluid (like a Zippo)

☠️ Butane torch lighters

☠️ Arc (Frankenlighters)

☠️ Heating coil

We got you covered with the dopest lighters in all four categories (links above).

Everything magnified on your PC

See everything magnified with this miniature, hi-def digital camera that plugs into your computer via a USB. Your choice of 3 magnifications from 500x to 1600x.

In addition to using it for medical diagnostic and lab research purposes, you can peer into engines to observe wear and tear, look into someone's ear, or get grossed out by the amount of parasites that cozy up and call you their home.

Made of ABS it has eight adjustable LED dimmer lights and is very versatile—can be applied to many uses including mechanic, laboratory research, electronic components, jewelry etc.


MODEL INFO:

1600X
Size: diameter 3cm length: 11.5cm
Usb line length: 1.4 meters
Best video resolution: 640*480
Magnification: 0X~1600X

1000X
Size: diameter 3cm length: 12cm
Usb line length: 1.4 meters
Pixel: 300,000
Best video resolution: 640*480 1920*1080
Magnification: 0X~1000X
LDE lamp: 8LED

500X
Size: diameter 3cm length: 12cm
Usb line length: 1.4 meters
Pixel: 0.3MP
Best video resolution: 640*480 1920*1080
Magnification: 0X~500X


LDE lamp: 8LED
Image format: JPEG
Video format: MP4
Android 4.2 or above / Widows / Mac
Supported languages: 19 languages including  English, German, Spanish, Japanese and Korean
Quality certifications: CE/FCC/RoHS

Included
1 x Microscope
1 x Bracket
1 x Drive disc
1 x Calibration ruler