We've all heard the famous proverb "for want of a bottle opener the drinker was lost, for want of drinkers the bar was lost..." With this bottle opener, cleverly disguised as a ring, you'll never have to worry about losing your kingdom of alcohol, debauchery or DUIs again!
• 316L stainless steel • Color options - silver, black, blue, gold and red • Size 12 • Width - 20 mm (0.79 in) • Environnemental - lead & nickel free, 100% allergy free
Rechargeable Watch Lighter
Regular price$ 45.00
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For punctual pyromaniacs
This badass rechargeable usb wrist watch doubles as a lighter. It's a survival tool, a smoker's failsafe, and a great conversation-starter (9,999 friendships and 99 babies created). Plus it'll come in handy at birthday parties, firework discharges or pyromania binges.
To use the lighter, just slide the watchopen. Light a smoke, start a fire while stranded, light birthday candles, or just be johnny on the spot at BBQs or campfires.
It's a fully functional watch, so you can time your wife's contractions then light your celebratory cigar after the lil' critter pops out.
US Delivery: 5-9 days
Outside US: 2-4 weeks
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Mr Banana Wine Stopper
Regular price$ 20.00
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Mr. Banana Wine Stopper will make sure your wine or other beverage stays fresh the only way his lecherous little mind knows—by sticking his banana in the hole (sound familiar)?
• Material: silicone and ABS • Size: 7 x 6 x 10cm
Regular price$ 55.00
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An EDC knife, windproof arc lighter and glass breaker
This multifunction, USB-charged metal marvel is a windproof lighter, a knife, and a glass breaker—small and useful enough to be an everyday carry, and proof positive that less can be more.
There's no doubt about it...
A biker (or anyone who spends time outdoors) needs a good windproof lighter. And there are really only four ways to go about it:
We got you covered with the dopest lighters in all four categories (links above).
Attention Darwin Award candidates: for safety reasons, all lighters are shipped without butane
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
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Laser Pen Flashlight Bullet
Regular price$ 19.00
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A trifecta of keychain functionality in bullet-shaped badassness
Yup you read that right. This bullet keychain has three functions: a laser pointer, a ballpoint pen, and an LED flashlight. Would we rock this dope keychain ourselves? Hell yes.
USB Digital Microscope
Regular price$ 43.05
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Everything magnified on your PC
See everything magnified with this miniature, hi-def digital camera that plugs into your computer via a USB. Your choice of 3 magnifications from 500x to 1600x.
In addition to using it for medical diagnostic and lab research purposes, you can peer into engines to observe wear and tear, look into someone's ear, or get grossed out by the amount of parasites that cozy up and call you their home.
Made of ABS it has eight adjustable LED dimmer lights and is very versatile—can be applied to many uses including mechanic, laboratory research, electronic components, jewelry etc.
1600X Size: diameter 3cm length: 11.5cm Usb line length: 1.4 meters Best video resolution: 640*480 Magnification: 0X~1600X
1000X Size: diameter 3cm length: 12cm Usb line length: 1.4 meters Pixel: 300,000 Best video resolution: 640*480 1920*1080 Magnification: 0X~1000X LDE lamp: 8LED
500X Size: diameter 3cm length: 12cm Usb line length: 1.4 meters Pixel: 0.3MP Best video resolution: 640*480 1920*1080 Magnification: 0X~500X
LDE lamp: 8LED Image format: JPEG Video format: MP4 Android 4.2 or above / Widows / Mac Supported languages: 19 languages including English, German, Spanish, Japanese and Korean Quality certifications: CE/FCC/RoHS
Included 1 x Microscope 1 x Bracket 1 x Drive disc 1 x Calibration ruler