We've all heard the famous proverb "for want of a bottle opener the drinker was lost, for want of drinkers the bar was lost..." With this bottle opener, cleverly disguised as a ring, you'll never have to worry about losing your kingdom of alcohol, debauchery or DUIs again!
SPECS
• 316L stainless steel • Color options - silver, black, blue, gold and red • Size 12 • Width - 20 mm (0.79 in) • Environnemental - lead & nickel free, 100% allergy free
Rechargeable Watch Lighter
Regular price$ 45.00
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For punctual pyromaniacs
This badass rechargeable usb wrist watch doubles as a lighter. It's a survival tool, a smoker's failsafe, and a great conversation-starter (9,999 friendships and 99 babies created). Plus it'll come in handy at birthday parties, firework discharges or pyromania binges.
To use the lighter, just slide the watchopen. Light a smoke, start a fire while stranded, light birthday candles, or just be johnny on the spot at BBQs or campfires.
It's a fully functional watch, so you can time your wife's contractions then light your celebratory cigar after the lil' critter pops out.
US Delivery: 5-9 days
Outside US: 2-4 weeks
This product ships to you directly from our US or overseas supplier
Survival Power Bank
Regular price$ 39.00
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Multifunction 20,000 mAh survival power bank with solar charge option, LED light and compass
It has an LED flashlight, a compass and 2 usb ports. In addition to regular power outlet charging, you have an option for solar charging.
Either way this power bank might save your ass in an emergency, like during the ordeal this rider went through with a dying phone battery after he crashed at the Dragon.
Available in black, green, powder blue, orange or yellow.
We recommend using this bank with our HEATED VEST to keep warm as a survival accessory. If you buy it with the thermal vest and heated socks as part of our STAY WARM HOT BUNDLE you'll save a bunch while staying toasty.
- Solar panel: you can recharge the battery under sunlight during emergencies.
- Waterproof rating IP67: great for outdoor use (do not immerse in water)
- Dual USB ports: you can charge phones, pads or other devices
- Material: solar panel, ABS plastic cover, silicone frame
- LED flashlight
- Compass
- MSDS-passedbattery (Material Safety Data Sheet )
Note: Even in perfect laboratory conditions, the efficiency of solar energy transference is low, and it is also affected by weather conditions and amount of sunlight available. In plain English, solar powering will take much longer to charge, and you'll want to use it in emergency situations and not as your main method of charging. To extend the battery life, prior to initial use please fully charge using a wall outlet.
Package Includes:
1 power bank 1 usb cable 1 buckle 1 User Manual
Escape Lighter
Regular price$ 55.00
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An EDC knife, windproof arc lighter and glass breaker
This multifunction, USB-charged metal marvel is a windproof lighter, a knife, and a glass breaker—small and useful enough to be an everyday carry, and proof positive that less can be more.
There's no doubt about it...
A biker (or anyone who spends time outdoors) needs a good windproof lighter. And there are really only four ways to go about it:
We got you covered with the dopest lighters in all four categories (links above).
Attention Darwin Award candidates: for safety reasons, all lighters are shipped without butane
Delivery: 2-4 weeks
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Laser Pen Flashlight Bullet
Regular price$ 19.00
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A trifecta of keychain functionality in bullet-shaped badassness
Yup you read that right. This bullet keychain has three functions: a laser pointer, a ballpoint pen, and an LED flashlight. Would we rock this dope keychain ourselves? Hell yes.
