{"title":"KIDS, FAMILY \u0026 PETS","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"skull-cross-bones-hand-spinner-fidget","title":"Skull 'N Bones Spinner","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eListen to a classic from \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/EU4UTDrSwQc\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Enjoy this beautiful, gey as fuck classic\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eThe Spinners\u003c\/a\u003e while you're spinning\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMany have said this moving meditation can help you quit smoking or manage your ADHD, obsessive-compulsive disorder, anxiety, post-traumatic stress disorder and insomnia.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe're not going that far. We'll only say that this metal spinner has a cool skull design. Plus it'll make you a better person and you'll wake up with a million dollars plus a golden ticket under your bed. Don't care? Well then just\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=fidget+spinner\u0026amp;rlz=1C1FERN_enUS659US659\u0026amp;oq=fidget+spinner\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Don't do it!\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003etype \"fidget spinner\"\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ein a google search and play with that instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSMOOTH, FAST AND QUIET SPINS: 2-5 minute average spinning time. Uses high quality R188 bearings—the best and baddest bearing for spinners resulting in buttery smooth spins with minimal noise. You probably want your spinners to be like your bike—no wobbles, good balance, and fast as fuck.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHIGH QUALITY MATERIAL: Premium brass with a brushed surface. Made with laser CNC technology, with no sharp edges. Hard, strong, durable and fits comfortably your hand—exactly how she wants you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEASY TO PLAY WITH: Like your fav body part, it's small and comfortable enough to carry in your pocket when not in use, but woah!, just see what happens when you're ready to whip it out and play!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEASY TO MAINTAIN: It comes in a detachable cap and bearing design, so it's easy to clean and replace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA GREAT GIFT: Know a nervous ninny who could use some calm the fuck down? Well then give 'em this!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eSPECS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Material - Metal\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Colors - \u003c\/span\u003eGold, silver, red, blue, white andrainbow\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat for fidgety hands, ADD, ADHD and stress relief, plus focusing and deep thought.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Suitable for adults, kids, chimps, dolphins and mammals with opposable thumbs.\u003cbr\u003e• Easy to carry—carry permit not required in most states.\u003cbr\u003e• Package Weight: 0.1kg (0.22lb.)\u003cbr\u003e• Package Size: 3.15in x 3.15in x 0.39in (8cm x 8cm x 1cm)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIncludes 1 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFidget \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpinner\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Proudandfreebiker","offers":[{"title":"Gold","offer_id":45257024391,"sku":"","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":45257084871,"sku":"","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Silver","offer_id":45257084999,"sku":"","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":45257085063,"sku":"","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rainbow","offer_id":45257085127,"sku":"","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toy","offer_id":45257085191,"sku":"","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1191\/5414\/products\/skull-fidget-main.jpg?v=1573476458"},{"product_id":"skull-metal-fidget-hand-spiner-3-models","title":"Metal Skull Fidget Spinner","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eIn love with a spinner?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's been said that this moving meditation can help you quit smoking or manage your ADHD, obsessive-compulsive disorder, anxiety, post-traumatic stress disorder and insomnia.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe're not going that far. 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